Not to mention a bit of a spoiled brat…
That’s my mom with the long legs and hair bun 🙂
And a sweet dedication page…
There she is. The brat makes an appearance two pages in.
This is surprising… I don’t remember turning down food very often.
Excuses, excuses…
Mmm hmm…
Because this is what my mom really wanted. Forget about the chores… let’s slide down a rainbow!
Wheeeee!
Finally. I accomplish something monumental. I’m a shining star.
My editor was obviously off her game here.
And there you have it, folks. I was always destined for messy greatness.
I’m Ashley Allyn, Messy Badass Blogger Extraordinaire. I write about mental health, women’s issues, and living authentically, with a healthy dash of inappropriate, self-deprecating humor. I’m a fan of transparency bordering on the ridiculous, all things cheese, and my dog Dexter. Follow my social media below!
You were born for this! I love your candid fun and insights!
Awww… Thanks Jennie. That’s an awesome compliment. I’m enjoying myself. Xoxo