Not to mention a bit of a spoiled brat…

That’s my mom with the long legs and hair bun 🙂

And a sweet dedication page…

There she is. The brat makes an appearance two pages in.

This is surprising… I don’t remember turning down food very often.

Excuses, excuses…

Mmm hmm…

Because this is what my mom really wanted. Forget about the chores… let’s slide down a rainbow!
Wheeeee!

Finally. I accomplish something monumental. I’m a shining star.

My editor was obviously off her game here.
And there you have it, folks. I was always destined for messy greatness.

I’m Ashley Allyn, Messy Badass Blogger Extraordinaire. I write about mental health, women’s issues, and living authentically, with a healthy dash of inappropriate, self-deprecating humor. I’m a fan of transparency bordering on the ridiculous, all things cheese, and my dog Dexter. Follow my social media below!
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