Halt! No Cookie For You!

Halt! No Cookie For You!

A humorous commentary on sex (or lack thereof), respecting yourself, and the often funny/painful differences between men and women.

10 Badass Quotes for Women

10 Badass Quotes for Women

Need a little pick me up? These badass quotes will inspire and empower.

Open Letters To Those I’ve Affected With My Anxiety

Open Letters To Those I’ve Affected With My Anxiety

These are the apologies saturating our lives, every day. Pages upon pages. Constant feelings of worthlessness and shame.

Little Debbie Part II – It Gets Dark

Little Debbie Part II – It Gets Dark

My brain was like a carnival mirror – I saw only hideous images within every reflective surface…

You Can’t Buy Me Love, But I Sure As S*#@ Tried

You Can’t Buy Me Love, But I Sure As S*#@ Tried

A lesson in self-worth, courtesy of a young Ashley Allyn

My Posse – Meet Ken

My Posse – Meet Ken

For every good story (or horrifyingly embarrassing story, of which I have a plethora, a gaggle, a drove…

Throw Back – My First Book and Proof I’ve Always Been Messy

Throw Back – My First Book and Proof I’ve Always Been Messy

My first book at 7 years old. My editor was slacking.

5 Things To Help Manage Anxiety

5 Things To Help Manage Anxiety

Anxiety is an uphill battle. Some days, you slay the hill. Others, you don’t get past the first step. Keep going. The fight is worth it.

20 Self-Sabotaging Behaviors We All Need to Ditch

20 Self-Sabotaging Behaviors We All Need to Ditch

I was a self-sabotaging piece of work. It was clear I needed to make drastic changes…

My Sordid Affair With Little Debbie

My Sordid Affair With Little Debbie

My weight gain happened sometime during elementary school. I blamed my mom because, let’s face it, we blame our mom’s for everything in our youth. Why stop now?